Wednesday, June 27, 2012

who wants to listen to my favorite song?!

all the songs in this movie are SO good
and her hair and outfits and 'tude and doggie
it's a tie between her and the little mermaid

Monday, June 25, 2012

mustached weekend.

sick like audrey hepburn
swoon, sigh, swoon

thank you for the tickets, seamus
even though you crushed my trachea with your thumbs
i still love you

hotty, coot-erati

B-day par-D
for chloe and jamie
neither of whom are in this pic...
happy birthday anyways!

beard/styled mustache competitors
@ casey's downtown!!
aka best bday surpreso

now get ready for this analogy:
i read somewhere that the reason some ladies
- such as myself -
tolerate and even, dare i say it, like mustaches/any facial hair
is because we know that it's only temporary
so we love it because we know it's going to end at some point.
that's how this weekend was,
like a mustache or a beard that took one and a half years to grow,
just soakin it up having a great time because it's gonna end
and everyone has to go back to work on monday

except me, because i'm still waiting on my exam results -
but i know that you know that we know what i'm saying

Thursday, June 21, 2012

summer solstice

longest day of the year 
and i've already been to a testing center to take
the RDH law & ethics exam
that tested us on things like such as:

"BPC 1958.  A person, company, or association is guilty of a misdemeanor, and upon conviction, shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not less than 10 days nor more than one year, or by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars ($100) nor more than one thousand five hundred dollars ($1,500), or by both that 
fine and imprisonment, who does any of the following: (e) is under the influence of alcohol or a controlled substance while engaged in the practice of dental hygiene in actual attendance on patients to an extent that impairs his or her ability to conduct the practice of dental hygiene with safety to patients and the public. "

all that jargoned-out paragraph said to me was 
"Thou shalt not be hungover at work"
and i think i'll be able to manage that i hope
i mean, i solemnly swear that i won't ever be
because it's not in my life plan to hit up jail 

otherwise, let's take a moment on this summer solstice day to
lol at the beach visual that i get on a weekly basis:
picture an adolescent, overweight mexican boy in gym shorts 
that are doubling as his board shorts (naturally)
he is standing in the water at the beach dunking aqui y allĂ­
aaaand then here comes the first wave of the set!
he turns to run but is too late, he didn't time his escape well enough
and the wave CRASHES on his back and pantses him
exposing his awkwardly not-that-white bum to the beach
as he quickly tries to pull his "board shorts" back up thinking no one saw
HAHA think again!
 i sit on the beach and laaaaugh at him
with my brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles too probably 
we were waiting for that whole thing to happen, thank you for obliging
we love people like you, chubby mexican boy
keep up the good work
i look forward to seeing you very soon.

i also look forward to double-taking at boys like the one in picture 3
ummm hiiiiiii

Monday, June 18, 2012

photoshoot with my chicas

priss lips smile
stanky smell

when someone has the same bathing suit as you
the chelo face

when you don't believe what someone says

crooked smile

Sunday, June 17, 2012


i've been told we got superb seats
see you up close and personal 
on friday brother babeskiz one & two

Friday, June 15, 2012

toe my tod tormat

again, i tell you
it's so pretty!
valentino resort 2013

Thursday, June 14, 2012

a tribute to the charter club

which sweater??

i wear it on...
worst night of my life -
things only brightened when liam (L) and joe (R) and I 
read all those prayers in the chapel on campus

i wear it during...
a haircut for liam in the downstairs laundry room

i wear it...
post dh seminars

i wear it in...
bass lake

i wear it during...
party time in newport 

i wear it over scrubs...
post night clinic delirium
pre chalaz surgery
get over it, one eye closes first when i laugh geeeez

i'd like to thank alyssa for taking me to goodwill to purchase this sweater for $5
i have far surpassed that price in the number of times i've worn it;
it's versatile, it's comfy, it can erase the chalkboard wall at my college house,
it is oatmeal-colored, and in the words of lana del rey 
"you fit me better than my favorite sweater"
but you are my favorite sweater so that lyric doesn't really make sense

when i wear it with my flair pants that liam loooves
he tells me "this outfit says 'i really don't give a shit today'"
and it's true, it's really true
some days i just don't

i explained to liam that this sweater is like a good book
because i wish i never bought it so i could buy it again
you know what i'm saying?
i <3 you charter club!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

chaddy cathy

luhhh dis kid lots
must give credit to liam
for blessing me with a post-school viewing

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

sfg mug + a concern

that mug has nothing to do with my concern
it is just my fave color: seafoam green aka 'sfg'

my concern is:
i cannot find my cardboard-lookin moleskine anyyywhere
not only does it have several pointers to self about how to get a job
and lists upon lists of things that i have probably already done,
but it also holds a page  of secrets!!! shoooot
one night i needed to write down some secrets - aka feelings - 
and in my tizzy of emotion i grabbed my to do list notebook
and barfed feelings onto a page and a half...
i can't even remember what i wrote about, this is so 'noyinggg!!
whoever finds it is either 
a) laughing
b) reading the pages hurriedly whilst looking over their shoulder to see if anyone is watching them read someone else's feelings 
c) using the blank pages because it was relatively new
d) all of the above

edit: FOUND it. down the side of my bed @ school because i'm 10 yrs old
but the feelings page is gone so that's a bit odd

Monday, June 11, 2012

brushing your long mermaid hair

ever since seeing this skit
i laugh to myself at least once a day
- or maybe it's more like once every other day -
about all the victory dances in this video...
i also grimace to myself when i think about
those men in leotards, eghhh
y'all got some child-bearing hips!
also, how can eli manning be a professional athlete & SO schwampy?!

Friday, June 8, 2012

am i right?

are you thinking what i'm thinking?
may the best bball avatar win.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

ummm hiiii + thank you, seamus

a combination of themes
ummm hiiiiiii, brothers/cousin musically-inclined babes
shankoo for le video, seamus

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

mermaid lagoon

from my faaavorite disney movie

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

home again home again

what a sweet note
from seamus (23) to chelo (6)
kit-kats remind me of seeing hawt guyz (starcasm, read: fat) on the beach
and saying: break me off a piece of that!

7th grade homework these days!
what happened to PEMDAS
and the scientific method?!
so far, all he's getting out of this assignment 
are the 3 bullet points in his composition book

oh, tessa, quick take a picture of this beautiful moth...
before i SMASH it!
direct quote from my mom

please ignore the blurry iphone photo, 
my camera has been having some focusing issues

Monday, June 4, 2012

i have a thing for...

sketches such as this
...aaaand holding hands
now that i think of it...
unfortunately i do not have the means to do either
cry myself a river


Saturday, June 2, 2012

yes, yes it does

"doing real stuff sucks"
rub it in why don't you
yes it does
yo songz got nuthin on mah loanz
and for the record i still got a bieber fever
imma belieber, if you will

Friday, June 1, 2012

we ar(e)ty

picture 1: testing 123, does this camera work?
it was too dark so i messed around with it 
until i was satisfied with the thick coat of hair that covers my arms and shoulders

picture 2: declan's art project
so good and impressive