"BPC 1958.A person, company, or association is guilty of a misdemeanor, and uponconviction, shall be punished by imprisonment in a county jail not less than 10days nor more than one year, or by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars($100) nor more than one thousand five hundred dollars ($1,500), or by both that
fine and imprisonment, who does any of the following: (e) isunder the influence of alcohol or a controlled substance while engaged in thepractice of dental hygiene in actual attendance on patients to an extent thatimpairs his or her ability to conduct the practice of dental hygiene with safety to patients and the public. "
all that jargoned-out paragraph said to me was
"Thou shalt not be hungover at work"
and i think i'll be able to manage that i hope
i mean, i solemnly swear that i won't ever be
because it's not in my life plan to hit up jail
otherwise, let's take a moment on this summer solstice day to
lol at the beach visual that i get on a weekly basis:
picture an adolescent, overweight mexican boy in gym shorts
that are doubling as his board shorts (naturally)
he is standing in the water at the beach dunking aqui y allí
aaaand then here comes the first wave of the set!
he turns to run but is too late, he didn't time his escape well enough
and the wave CRASHES on his back and pantses him
exposing his awkwardly not-that-white bum to the beach
as he quickly tries to pull his "board shorts" back up thinking no one saw
HAHA think again!
i sit on the beach and laaaaugh at him
with my brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles too probably
we were waiting for that whole thing to happen, thank you for obliging
we love people like you, chubby mexican boy
keep up the good work
i look forward to seeing you very soon.
i also look forward to double-taking at boys like the one in picture 3
ever since seeing this skit
i laugh to myself at least once a day
- or maybe it's more like once every other day -
about all the victory dances in this video...
i also grimace to myself when i think about
those men in leotards, eghhh
y'all got some child-bearing hips!
also, how can eli manning be a professional athlete & SO schwampy?!