Thursday, November 29, 2012

claddaugh baby

claddaugh snuggling down in my pea coat

me and claddaugh baby
takin a selfie

claddaugh showing off her fantastic profile
and cinched waist line
wow @_@

notice how i'm the only one who takes care of her
and right now i'm about to take her for a sprint around the block
that's right, i run for claddaugh

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

babes on babes

it's all about dorkus
and the light of the silvery moon
my finger is thisss close to buying the soundtrack
except i don't want the song "when you're in love"
i'd fast forward through it just like we did with the movie

Monday, November 26, 2012

mondays are so drabby.

but these photos are not drabby.

from here

Sunday, November 25, 2012

super bass lake


this is one of the arrangements i made
for the thanksgiving table
if you text me to ask how thanksgiving was
expect just a photo of this arrangement
i was pretty proud of my "weeds in a glass"
as liam called them

when your shoe flies off when you drop kick the ball,
elementary school legend

annual nkotbsb album cover

yes, liam and hannah were with us on the trip
even though they didn't go outside once.

it's like mi tampoco

Monday, November 19, 2012

passion fruit memories

takes me back to the days 
when i jammed out on my violin tennis racket
and took a serious snooze in batman
i'm so ronery

*if this post makes liam roll his eyes, mission accomplished.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

umm hiiiiiii

little babes on sunday afternoon

and speaking of little babes: 
to the mustached & bespectacled boy
at the football game 
who so chivalrously opened my mustard packet
and introduced me to your father;
hi & bye forever

Saturday, November 17, 2012

background of the week

from my ghw3 mix
love this song a lot a lot

Thursday, November 15, 2012

i tried.

i tried. i really tried.
i gave it a valiant effort, too.
here comes another beauty endeavor nobody cares about 
(except the ladies and gentleman at into the gloss and maybe hannah mann):

me: this drugstore anti-frizz serum works just as well as my rene furterer spray
me (in my mind): shut up, you know it doesn't. and the smell isn't half as good.
me: the first ingredients are basically the same, kind of
me (in my mind): no they aren't, nowhere close. this stuff stinks.

i had this conversation with myself everynight
when i pumped out the clear drugstore sludge onto my palm
and rubbed it into the ends of my damp hair.
alas, it didn't work. 
i was up late boppin round the internet
and i said to myself
"i can't take this anymore!" (a la squints in the sandlot)
it's the best! top knot my hair over night and i get shiny curls in the morning.
because i'm worth it.

as for the génefique...
i've already gone through one bottle of it, it lasted about 7 months;
and it was 7 months of sheer bliss and romance.
but when it ran out i was being all plebeian again, 
"oh maybe olay regenerist will work just as well"
then i had the cutest middle-aged woman patient when i worked west hollywood
and i was like "girrrrrl how's your skin look so good when you're so old!?"
she said "i'm a convert from lancôme, i use olay regenerist, you should try it"
and i was all "okay maybe i will"
and i did. for two months! two! TWO!

me: oh yes, this shimmering opaque serum really makes me feel like a million bucks
me (in my mind): ha! more like twenty bucks...génefique is where it's at. remember the baby bottom soft tone and texture of your skin while you were using it?
me: i'm so glad i listened to that cute lady patient
me (in my mind): forget that lady she musta been cray! her skin wasn't even that great.

long and pointless story short:
i am a product snob.
no one wants sludge in their palms 
when they could elegantly spritz a beautiful citrus blend over their hair.
sure, i'll keep and use the olay ...
in the summer when i go in the ocean five minutes later and it rinses off.
don't know why i doubt myself everytime i use up one of my favorite products.
i'm almost out of my christian dior chapstick.....

Wednesday, November 14, 2012


pick one or two or three
surprise me surprise me

Thursday, November 8, 2012


acronyms all day long at work
Review Medical History
Bitewing X-Rays
Extra-oral Intra-oral Exam
Within Normal Limits
Scaling/Root Planing
Oral Hygiene Instructions
Next Visit: 6 Month Recall

it's like wash, rinse, repeat, 8 times
but it's also like
i had the cutest cutest old man today,
(great oral hygiene might i add, as in 20 minute cleaning, love you;
gave us time for an FMX - Full Mouth X-Rays, don't love you)
who asked me if i knew who frank sinatra was.
i was like duhhhh, all the love songs he sings are about me!

and then when i get home
cormac comes into my room and sniffs the air like claddaugh
and says: hm you smell like those gloves at the ortho place.
oh really, cormac? do i smell like dolla billz too?

Monday, November 5, 2012

a kitchen.

tonight we're having a woman called cricket
come over during dinner
to teach us some table manners,
not that anyone needs them or anything

Sunday, November 4, 2012

dusty, brah

been a while since we've seen dusty on here

i love sundays.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

beauty rest

turning back the clocks tonight
means one more hour of beauty rest

Thursday, November 1, 2012

thursday = my friday

this is how i feel when i'm driving home
on thursday nights...
kinda groovy, kinda ghetto

now i know how all you college people felt
which explains why you all wanted to go out so badly on thursday