Wednesday, January 26, 2011


chaines turns through a jardin
that would be part of the day where i do
whatever i want

slash this girl is wearing my birthday dress vision
she is making me real jealous

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

wouldn't it be funny

to wake up in the morning in your man's tux shirt
like holly golightly
and actually look/feel rested 
and then do whatever you wanted all day

Friday, January 21, 2011

toe my tod tormat

juicy couture, i know, and i still love them

remember when i put that bible in my backpack
all through second grade to make it heavier?
what a queer

my dawg

will only fetch sticks that look like this
and its name will be "dude" or "brah"
so that i can never be 100% serious when i talk to it

"hey brah, you're such a good wittle dawgy dawg"

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

today in class i was thinking about...

a collection of russian nesting dolls

a lush garden

i could have done better with the garden pic but me thinksies
i need to not waste more of my time
i have to watch going the distance with drew barrymore and justin long
because i'm really busy and cool

two of these things is way cuter than the others

i have to shower because i changed my sheets
i heard from a little bird that you stop smelling at a certain point
after you haven't showered for a while
i think i found my 4th grade science project
katie's probably in it with me

Saturday, January 15, 2011

doris day parking

do you think she gets it on her bike too?
i bet she does.
present tense.

Friday, January 14, 2011

pity party: hannahmann edition

i'm having a pity party right now
i just spent a good hour reading through hannie's blog
and i was lawlzing my bawlz off

(reminds me of the time liam tried to burn me by saying
"hey tessa, you have really small...balls"
sorry liam, strangely that does not offend me at all)

i read somewhere two interesting facts:
1) most men over the age of 100 have only kissed one woman in their life
2) most women over the age of 100 have mastered "the art of letting go"

no credz on those, but i think they're legit

guess i'm not going to live to see one hundred sparkler candles on my birthday cake
i miss hannah real bad, like fer realz

hannah, this guy is....BANK!

i like your bunz

and if i had a picture of seamus' man-bun
all tied up with a pastel elastic
it would be here too

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

remember freshman year...

when i got fat?
yah, me neither - my clothes just weighed more
and all the gum chomping made my cheek muscles get stronger
i'd do it again

Monday, January 10, 2011

Friday, January 7, 2011

teepee weepee wittle bit of beebee

title courtesy of liam timothy lucas

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Monday, January 3, 2011

candy gram

there was a  christmas candy gram in the van on the floor

to: declan
from: ronan
message: stay gold

turns out ronan borrowed some money
from his buddy ol' pal at school and bought candy grams
for all of his brothers and sisters at school

the other message he sent to
one of the other kids was
cool beans

perfecto pretty funny

on beauty and being just

brang it

haha, idiots
scrubs are the best thing ever invented this morning