Friday, December 31, 2010

resoluciónes de 2011

exercise everyday
eat healthy
start that retirement fund
get to my goal weight (!!)
stop cursing
quit smoking
don't procrastinate


Thursday, December 30, 2010

check it out

fancy swiss lodge/hotel/igloo
pretty sweeeet, right?

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

breakfast, lunch, and dinner

cervical vertebra - 7
thoracic vertebra - 12
lumbar vertebra - 5

an easy way to remember how many
you got in each section
the shoes are cool, but not really my cup o' tea

i like these more
but it might just be the red toenails

second: voguediaries

black hoodie, white hoodie

mi amiiigos,
the song that comes up after is real catchy
the one by schnoyoyo or something like that

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Sunday, December 26, 2010

i dreamt i saw inception

because i slept through the entire thing
however, i stayed awake long enough to make some key decisions

Thursday, December 23, 2010

you break that thing you bought it

today i went to heaven on earth
(the antique store)
and i brought some siblings along
emma bee-lined straight for 
the ugliest thing in the entire store and broke it

i now am the owner of a teapot of
the sexy green m&m
don't ask me why it was not at goodwill
where it belonged

but on the bright side
to make her feel better
(because she broke down in tears of embarrassment)
 i told her that
she just saved someone else from buying 
the ugliest thing i have ever seen

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

goofbell and chel

are very excited for christmas
if you have never heard them sing
"last christmas" by tayswift
i feel bad for you

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

so generous

i get to choose from any of these
four rings for a stocking stuffer

i wish


this is one hundo percent true
whittier is the shit(tier)

Sunday, December 19, 2010

garance dore

if i could actually draw
i hope that it would look like this

nutcrack time

this better be good

also, besides this being my fave christmas song
this year, and seamus' too,
i think that i should put up a response video
of me flaring my almighty nostrils, yeah?

Friday, December 17, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

sweet pea my love

no one ever takes photos of sweet peas
they just don't get it

one time i bought myself some from the
farmer's market by school
the guy gave me 3 big bunches
for like $4 - deal
guess that's what happens when you give him a wink
and toss your hair behind your shoulder
hahaha kidding (or am i?)

this is the sunset i was talking about from the beach house
it was reallllll weird
i didn't doctor this pic at all
this is actually what it looked like
muy bonita

lazy daisy

i have to figure out when the 
rose bowl flea market
is so i can buy empty bottles
and little knickie knackies

next year my room will have a window!
pretty stoked on that one
i should make a window box for flowers
and a terrarium 


Monday, December 13, 2010

tengo un fat headache

i thought i had meningitis but when i read about it
on webMD, i hope to God i don't because if i do,
i be dead

hold your horses for some of the bombiest sunset pics
you will ever lay eyes on
your eyes will salivate

Friday, December 10, 2010

two funny stories

story #1

in fifth grade we had this year long project called "state stuff"
we had to do like little worksheets on each state
and part of it was an extra credit arty thing - of course i did err single one

new mexico's said something along the lines of:
draw a picture of the balloon festival in new mexico
i was too lazy to look it up on our encarta 1995 CD-ROM

so i assumed it was normal balloons, got out my crayolas,
and drew some regular balloons on some printer paper
hahaha - little did i know the festival was all about 
hot air balloons

you know what happens when you assume

needless to say, got no credit on that one
but i thought it was funny back then
and i still think it is funny
yes, i still have my state stuff binder
i am proud of it

story #2

wednesday was the feast of the immaculate conception
the first reading was about God finding out that
adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit

in first grade i had to do that reading 
in front of the whole school at mass
and i was suuuuper nervous because i had to read the word
in front of everyone

when i got to the word, i read it, spazzed,
looked up, and when i looked back down,
i couldn't find my place so i decided i was done

"the word of the Lord"

so cute


Thursday, December 9, 2010

all i want for christmas is...

a beautiful butterfly in a frame
preferably a sea-greeny blue one

and how cool is that butterfly bouquet?
i'd say it's...pretty cool

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

boom bebe

first of all, hottt (above)
remember the time i fb chatted with
sterlz spencer? i do

second of all, done with finals
one fail and six A's (ish) later
awesome takes practice
but i'm pretty sure that i'm closer than anyone else i know

all courtesy of
as usual

Monday, December 6, 2010

Sunday, December 5, 2010

heart pig nose

not even cute or anything
at all

Friday, December 3, 2010

ruh roh

that about sums it up
finals continue on next week
i got a lot to do

this guy carves things on the top of the
tippy tops of pencils
i wonder what lead him to do it

i think that if i had a sweet little 
cubby office like this
i would be able to listen to perio lectures
for days

me sleepy i want coffee and pancakes with jelly


oh what a night

Thursday, December 2, 2010

you got pinned

probs only my family reads this
super coool blog i got goin on
but we play this game with clothespins at home
where we secretly clothespin each other and then chant
"you got pinned! you got pinned! you got pinned!"
then the pinned person is like "whaaaa?? where??"

things get pretty creative in a family of 13

so, naturally when i saw this on a cup of jo
i thought if i was one of the people on bikes back there
(side note: my bike is the cutest on campus)
and i saw that grassy knoll
i would start chanting
"you got pinned! you got pinned! you got pinned!"

got an A

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

me like bread

daniel, at first i thought these were real stupid
like, not funny
dumb idea
buuuut then i got in my bed
and looked at my notes - next thing you know...
it's december!

this one's for you seamus
he's hawt

but fer realz

i like it, it's fun
just for once, miss
can't i just hang out on my bed all day