Thursday, December 23, 2010

you break that thing you bought it

today i went to heaven on earth
(the antique store)
and i brought some siblings along
emma bee-lined straight for 
the ugliest thing in the entire store and broke it

i now am the owner of a teapot of
the sexy green m&m
don't ask me why it was not at goodwill
where it belonged

but on the bright side
to make her feel better
(because she broke down in tears of embarrassment)
 i told her that
she just saved someone else from buying 
the ugliest thing i have ever seen

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