Tuesday, May 31, 2011

movie review: pirates IV

first off - what happened to hotty mcphee in the end?
his bottom teeth are a little crowded but i can look past that
in real life he has an earring - take it out and we're in business

nothing to complain about here
all the best looking people have blurry pics
remember cartoony batman?

Monday, May 30, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

oooh tenty

when i am in my windowless room
sometimes i want to be in a tent outside 

in a seeping bag

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

my bed feels so empty

what is the past tense of screenshot?
i think it is

katie, what is the past tense of tweet?

st. joseph's

world's biggest goofbell and chel

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

since when does...

studying teeth mean i have to know
the characteristics of the chordae tendineae
in rheumatic heart disease?

they're shortened.
i don't care.

other news: taylor swift has been poppin out
some pretty dece(nt) music videos

Thursday, May 19, 2011

vhere's valdo?

look closer
closer, closer, closer

the more you type closer, the weirder it looks

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

peg lateral

whatever you do, don't look up and smile at me
it'll break my heart

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

breakfast of champs

besides being smokin hot
i'm sure the boy whose breakfast this is
has kickin lingual stains and soft palatal stomatitis
perhaps even some recession on his mandibular anteriors?
hi - can i tobacco cessase you?

Monday, May 16, 2011

to the bottom of the sea

anesthesia comp riiiiight now
member this?

Saturday, May 14, 2011

this person better watch out

waking up with sparkle palms means:
all the sudden you will be a great swimmer 
but everyone will think you're cheating
your real mom is a mermaid and left you on a boat
with the parents you have now
your girlfriend will give you a real cute pic of just herself
for your birthday 
WARNING: when you kiss her there is going to be
an electric shock
also, after you recover you will do an awesome dance
with your multi-racial friends to
jump, jump, the house is jumpin
and your sister won't understand the "nunya" joke
when you get back from in-line skate practice with
the new bad boy team X-Bladz

see what i did there?

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

five points

just take em down to five points
you know what i'm talkin about?
yah, five points

if you click on the pic
you can see the blog
i got them from

Sunday, May 8, 2011

$30 worth it

please don't ever take my phone
or credit card when i'm tipsy
good things happen

and i'm very good at not buying groceries
for the week and scavenging food
to help my habit

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

blanket la mer

saucy madeline

hand on the hip!
i forgot how much my internet stanks
wanna watch the devil wears prada?
ok, we can! ... in three days when it's done downloading

Sunday, May 1, 2011