waking up with sparkle palms means:
all the sudden you will be a great swimmer
but everyone will think you're cheating
your real mom is a mermaid and left you on a boat
with the parents you have now
your girlfriend will give you a real cute pic of just herself
for your birthday
WARNING: when you kiss her there is going to be
an electric shock
also, after you recover you will do an awesome dance
with your multi-racial friends to
jump, jump, the house is jumpin
and your sister won't understand the "nunya" joke
when you get back from in-line skate practice with
the new bad boy team X-Bladz
see what i did there?
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