eye spy

what do these pictures have in common?

the creme of all cremes,

the creme of the crop,

la mer.

a note about pic 2: 

MARVIS is the most sorry excuse for a toothpaste ever,

the website is like an annoying fashion statement.

at least it has fluoride in it @_@

and why are people still using manual toothbrushes? are we cavemen?

might as well brush your teeth with a splayed branch from the forest.

first 4 photos: into the gloss

last one: mine, baby

the top shelf

i have been pondering doing a top shelf post for a while

because i get so giddy when there is a new one on into the gloss

it actually makes my day

yesterday i took all the photos of the products that i use 

and then i was thinking "what would i say about these things?"

omg you know like i love st. ives apricot scrub 

(but not the normal kind because the grains are bigger in mine)

i like the kind hannah likes so that i use it all when i go home and then she HATES me

and then i buy her more

reading all the top shelves made me buy egyptian magic

from some lady's garage where i live 

and then approximately 3 weeks later she emailed me and said 

the batch that mine came from was bad and that she would send me a new one

 aaaand it never happened

but i haven't broken out in a weird rash yet....

and then there is the infamous 30 dollar chapstick

that i bought when i was not thinking straight

and it was the best mistake everrrrr

i would buy it again if i only had $30 left for the rest of my life

avene has worked verrrry well, thank you ashley

she got it from me from paris, france

and its 'super cool'

in a french accent

she just texted me. WEIRD.

and i'm gonna wrap it up with the delooshes

rene furterer hair spritz i put in my hair

when i comb it every other day

and then i just got a dry shampoo by them too

so my grease monkey hair stays under control

ohhhh and i only get my makeup and nails done by bella and chelo

they do it the best and sparkliest

 and they compliment you the entire time

imagine being complimented by angels!

sick like audrey hepburn

i have been coming across so many more photos of her

that i have never seen before

the last photo is me getting ready to top shelf myself

seems like it would be fun to do

and i don't think i am going to stay for rotation today

so i will have some free time in the afternoon

too good to share

you know those things that are so awesome

you don't want to tell anyone about it?

some people probably get it with restaraunts

whereas i get it with some music and memories

and into the gloss

everytime there is something new

- especially a new top shelf - 

it makes me happier

and today's was so good...

a top shelf with the beauty editor of french vogue

yes, it is friday at 3:30 and i am not in clinic!