reminds me of when hannah mann went to a lunch
with friends from ireland
in that gold convertible sebring.
upon their arrival, one of the girls got out of the car
and started furiously brushing her unkempt, windswept hair
which spurred on one of the boys to make a very exact observation:
wow, that sounds like a horse eating dry oats.
*also, these could all be lines in a kanye rap