vhere's valdo?

look closer

closer, closer, closer

the more you type closer, the weirder it looks

missmoss

peg lateral

whatever you do, don't look up and smile at me

it'll break my heart

breakfast of champs

besides being smokin hot

i'm sure the boy whose breakfast this is

has kickin lingual stains and soft palatal stomatitis

perhaps even some recession on his mandibular anteriors?

hi - can i tobacco cessase you?

simplybreakfast

to the bottom of the sea

anesthesia comp riiiiight now

member this?

this person better watch out

waking up with sparkle palms means:

all the sudden you will be a great swimmer 

but everyone will think you're cheating

your real mom is a mermaid and left you on a boat

with the parents you have now

your girlfriend will give you a real cute pic of just herself

for your birthday 

WARNING: when you kiss her there is going to be

an electric shock

also, after you recover you will do an awesome dance

with your multi-racial friends to

jump, jump, the house is jumpin

and your sister won't understand the "nunya" joke

when you get back from in-line skate practice with

the new bad boy team X-Bladz

see what i did there?

picfromhere

five points

just take em down to five points

you know what i'm talkin about?

yah, five points

if you click on the pic

you can see the blog

i got them from

feliz navidad, dusty

$30 worth it

please don't ever take my phone

or credit card when i'm tipsy

good things happen

and i'm very good at not buying groceries

for the week and scavenging food

to help my habit

garancedore

love dove

blanket la mer

beautyforashes

saucy madeline

hand on the hip!

i forgot how much my internet stanks

wanna watch the devil wears prada?

ok, we can! ... in three days when it's done downloading

the beauty file

check this out

bangin

maybe i'll cut bangs

last time i had bangs i also had realtor hair

ask seamus and liam about it

you're welcome hannah

don't make me go

winnie

i need easier access to this

you got seriously pinned

miss moss

too many shinies

me <3 junkstores

if i have to go into one more bank this break

 i will kill myself

no i won't

dusty, brah

dusty havin a music video moment

side note: carny sal kickball at 9am is real fun

ferris wheel

stanks for you, mommy's gonna be so mad

oh yah, that's real mature

kieran is a funny guy

i don't have a title for this

i can feel my heartbeat in my eyes

matchbookmag

the neighbor's sweet peas bloomed!

finally, a lull

time to hang out and do nothing for a couple weeks

shout out to my boy

i just thought of the best song to link you to

it's so suitable for this moment

happy birthday dawg

tomorrow is not your birthday, it's mine

really nailed it with the song though, damn i'm good

no way josé

story (hannah, let emma read this)

when i was in 1st grade we had WTR

writing to read

one time we had to read this story and answer questions

one of the questions elicited a "no" answer

but i thought i was real clever by writing

"no way josé"

with the accent over the e and everything!

ms. schwabe didn't think it was clever

i got a little lecture on how that was apparently"rude"

but i had the accent over the e!

so sparkly, so schwampy

stress handle

slap yourself three times

i hate you

i like your frilly blouse, ty

and those keys around your neck...

i think one is the key to mi corazón

st. joseph's

on a scale of -4 to 4,

how apparent is it that i got an app for that

i'm not thankful for anything

i'm thankful five

so....

i know, don't remind me

my coffee cup.

don't make me sing

mermaid & merman.

max klinger via miss moss

takes the cake.