claddaugh baby

claddaugh snuggling down in my pea coat

me and claddaugh baby

takin a selfie

claddaugh showing off her fantastic profile

and cinched waist line

wow @_@

notice how i'm the only one who takes care of her

and right now i'm about to take her for a sprint around the block

that's right, i run for claddaugh

babes on babes

it's all about dorkus

and the light of the silvery moon

my finger is thisss close to buying the soundtrack

except i don't want the song "when you're in love"

i'd fast forward through it just like we did with the movie

mondays are so drabby.

but these photos are not drabby.

from here

super bass lake

howdy....

draw...

this is one of the arrangements i made

for the thanksgiving table

if you text me to ask how thanksgiving was

expect just a photo of this arrangement

i was pretty proud of my "weeds in a glass"

as liam called them

when your shoe flies off when you drop kick the ball,

elementary school legend

annual nkotbsb album cover

ra-ca-ca-coo!

yes, liam and hannah were with us on the trip

even though they didn't go outside once.

LOSERS.

it's like mi tampoco

passion fruit memories

takes me back to the days 

when i jammed out on my violin tennis racket

and took a serious snooze in batman

WHERE ARE MY BROTHERS?

WHERE IS SUMMER?

i'm so ronery

*if this post makes liam roll his eyes, mission accomplished.

umm hiiiiiii

little babes on sunday afternoon

and speaking of little babes: 

to the mustached & bespectacled boy

at the football game 

who so chivalrously opened my mustard packet

and introduced me to your father;

hi & bye forever

background of the week

from my ghw3 mix

love this song a lot a lot

i tried.

i tried. i really tried.

i gave it a valiant effort, too.

here comes another beauty endeavor nobody cares about 

(except the ladies and gentleman at into the gloss and maybe hannah mann):

me: this drugstore anti-frizz serum works just as well as my rene furterer spray

me (in my mind): shut up, you know it doesn't. and the smell isn't half as good.

me: the first ingredients are basically the same, kind of

me (in my mind): no they aren't, nowhere close. this stuff stinks.

i had this conversation with myself everynight

when i pumped out the clear drugstore sludge onto my palm

and rubbed it into the ends of my damp hair.

alas, it didn't work. 

i was up late boppin round the internet

and i said to myself

"i can't take this anymore!" (a la squints in the sandlot)

and bought my rene furterer leave in conditioner

it's the best! top knot my hair over night and i get shiny curls in the morning.

because i'm worth it.

as for the génefique...

i've already gone through one bottle of it, it lasted about 7 months;

and it was 7 months of sheer bliss and romance.

but when it ran out i was being all plebeian again, 

"oh maybe olay regenerist will work just as well"

then i had the cutest middle-aged woman patient when i worked west hollywood

and i was like "girrrrrl how's your skin look so good when you're so old!?"

she said "i'm a convert from lancôme, i use olay regenerist, you should try it"

and i was all "okay maybe i will"

and i did. for two months! two! TWO!

me: oh yes, this shimmering opaque serum really makes me feel like a million bucks

me (in my mind): ha! more like twenty bucks...génefique is where it's at. remember the baby bottom soft tone and texture of your skin while you were using it?

me: i'm so glad i listened to that cute lady patient

me (in my mind): forget that lady she musta been cray! her skin wasn't even that great.

long and pointless story short:

i am a product snob.

no one wants sludge in their palms 

when they could elegantly spritz a beautiful citrus blend over their hair.

sure, i'll keep and use the olay ...

in the summer when i go in the ocean five minutes later and it rinses off.

don't know why i doubt myself everytime i use up one of my favorite products.

i'm almost out of my christian dior chapstick.....

ringaling

pick one or two or three

surprise me surprise me

RMH, BWX, E&I, WNL, SRP, OHI, NV:6MRC

acronyms all day long at work

Review Medical History

Bitewing X-Rays

Extra-oral Intra-oral Exam

Within Normal Limits

Scaling/Root Planing

Oral Hygiene Instructions

Next Visit: 6 Month Recall

it's like wash, rinse, repeat, 8 times

but it's also like

i had the cutest cutest old man today,

(great oral hygiene might i add, as in 20 minute cleaning, love you;

gave us time for an FMX - Full Mouth X-Rays, don't love you)

who asked me if i knew who frank sinatra was.

i was like duhhhh, all the love songs he sings are about me!

and then when i get home

cormac comes into my room and sniffs the air like claddaugh

and says: hm you smell like those gloves at the ortho place.

oh really, cormac? do i smell like dolla billz too?

a kitchen.

tonight we're having a woman called cricket

come over during dinner

to teach us some table manners,

not that anyone needs them or anything

dusty, brah

been a while since we've seen dusty on here

i love sundays.

beauty rest

turning back the clocks tonight

means one more hour of beauty rest

de aqui

thursday = my friday

this is how i feel when i'm driving home

on thursday nights...

kinda groovy, kinda ghetto

now i know how all you college people felt
which explains why you all wanted to go out so badly on thursday